Birthday Surprise

"OB-GYN"

A new young MD was starting his residency in
Obstetrics and Gynecology.

He was somewhat embarrassed performing pelvic
exams and had unconsciously formed a habit of
whistling softly to cover his embarrassment. The
young lady upon whom he was performing this exam
suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassed
him. He snapped, "Just what is so funny?"

She replied, "I'm sorry doctor, but the song you were
whistling was, 'I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener.'

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"Birthday Surprise"

For his 40th birthday, an eye doctor had his friends
and family come over to his house. After everyone
had arrived, his wife blindfolded him and led him to
a table where she had placed his surprise cake.

Taking off his blindfold, the doctor took one look at the
cake and burst into laughter. In front of him was a huge
cake with 40 candy eyes decorating it! When he couldn't
stop laughing, one guest asked him what was so funny.

The doctor wiped his eyes and through his giggles said,
"I'm just thinking of my buddy who'll be 40 next week.
He's a gynecologist!"
Received on Wed Jan 28 16:27:59 2004