Getting a Job

"Getting a Job"

A young man entered the company's Human
Resources Department and handed the
executive his application. After reviewing the
papers the executive noticed that the applicant
had been fired from every job he had ever had.

"Young man," the executive said, "I've looked
over your work history and it is terrible. You have
been fired from every job!"

"Yes," replied the applicant.

"There really isn't anything very positive in that,"
said the executive.

"Well, at least I'm not a quitter!" the young man replied.

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  "Biblical Bumper Stickers"

Adam: "You are what you eat."

Eve: "At least he doesn't compare me to his mother."

Abraham: "I'm goin' not knowin'. "

Noah: "Honk if you believe in treading water."

Moses: "From a basket case to the promised land."

Elizah: "When Jezebel ain't happy, ain't nobody happy."

Balaam: "My second donkey talks!"

At the Sinai desert: "Winding road next 40 years"

At the Red Sea: "Caution! Subject to sudden flooding"

The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years.
Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
Received on Sun Jan 25 09:42:41 2004