Unique Breakfast

"Daddy's Gonna Eat Your Fingers"

This one is for all of who:
  a) have kids
b) had kids
c) was a kid
d) know a kid!

As I was packing for my business trip, my 3-year
old daughter was having a wonderful time playing
on the bed. At one point, she said, "Daddy, look at
this," and stuck out two of her fingers.

Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and
stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's
gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them before
I rushed out of the room again.

When I returned, my daughter was standing on the
bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on
her face. I said, "What's wrong, honey?"

She replied, "What happened to my booger?"

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"Unique Breakfast"

A man observed a sign in the window of a restaurant
that read Unique Breakfast so he walked in and sat
down.

The waitress brought him his coffee and asked him
what he wanted.

"What's your Unique Breakfast?" he asked inquisitively.

"Baked tongue of chicken!" she proudly replied.

"Baked tongue of chicken?... baked tongue of chicken!
Do you have any idea how disgusting that is? I would
never even consider eating anything that came out of
a chicken's mouth!" he fumed.

Undaunted, the waitress asked, "What would you like,
then?"

"Just bring me some scrambled eggs," the man replied.
Received on Fri Jan 23 13:19:10 2004