"Porky"
A little girl was leading her dog through the park
when an old man stopped her, saying, "That
sure is a pretty dress you're wearing."
The little girl smiled and said, "Thank you, sir.
My mama bought it for me. This is my dog Porky."
The old man chuckled. "I'll bet a nickel I can guess
why you call him that."
She shook her head. "I'll bet you can't."
He laughed and said, "You called him Porky because
he's so fat."
She shook her head. "No sir, we call him that because
he screws pigs."
Received on Sat Jan 17 09:20:59 2004
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