Two Robbers

"Two Robbers"

Two robbers were robbing a hotel.

The first one said,"I hear sirens. Jump!"

The second one said, "But we're on the 13th floor!"

The first one screamed back,"This is no time to be
superstitious."

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"Funeral"

An old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in
progress and the country preacher talked at length
of the good traits of the deceased, what an honest
man he was, and what a loving husband and kind
father he was.

Finally, the widow leaned over and whispered to
one of her children.."Go up there and take a look
in the coffin and see if that's your father!"
Received on Fri Jan 16 12:31:12 2004