Quickies

"Quickies"

They say we politicians are overbearing. I think
the little people better get back to work so they
can pay their tax increases.

The wages of sin are death, but by the time
taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.

The purpose of a liberal education is to make
you philosophical enough to accept the fact that
you will never make much money

War is when the government tells you who the
bad guy is. Revolution is when you decide that
for yourself.

1. Informal...no socks required.
2. Semiformal.....two socks needed.
3. Formal....socks must match.

Q. Why did the aerobics instructor cross the road?
A. Someone on the other side could still walk.

Nurse: How is the girl who swallowed the quarter?
Doctor: No change yet!
Received on Wed Jan 14 06:42:43 2004