Relations

"Relations"

"I'm ashamed of the way we live," a young wife
said to her lazy husband who refused to find
a job. "My father pays our rent. My mother buys
all of our food. My sister buys our clothes. My
aunt bought us a car. I'm just so ashamed."

The husband rolled over on the couch. "You
should be so," he agreed. "Those two worthless
brothers of yours never give us a cent."

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"Reunion"

One Class of '92 buddy of mine had filled out their
classmates.com profile form with this information:

Marital Status: Not Good

Wife's Name: Plaintiff

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"About Choices"

In Ohio, there's a six month waiting period for filing
for divorce.

However, there's only a 15 day waiting period to buy
a handgun.

It's nice to know the government is giving us advice
on how to work out our problems
Received on Mon Jan 5 21:28:53 2004