Black Out

"Blonde Student"

A blonde student was writing a test when she
walked up to the teacher and said she was
having trouble. Her teacher asked her which
question she was having trouble with.

She replied, "I can't understand the first one.
What do you mean by "Put your name in the
right hand corner?"

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"Black Out"

During the recent blackout in New York City, my
sister's phone at her ferry company rang nonstop.
Many callers asked if the service were still running.

"How?" asked one. "There's a power failure in
New York."

"Don't worry," my sister replied. "Our ferry's
plugged into the New Jersey side."
Received on Fri Feb 27 08:41:34 2004