Bathing Suit

"Bathing Suit"

While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband
and I passed a display of bathing suits. It had been
at least ten years and twenty pounds since I had
even considered buying a bathing suit, so I sought
my husband's advice.

"What do you think?" I asked. "Should I get
a bikini or an all-in-one?"

"Better get a bikini," he replied. "You'd never
get it all in one."

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"Religion"

Moe: "My wife got me to believe in religion."

Joe: "Really?"

Moe: "Yeah. Until I married her I didn't believe
in hell."

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"New Pasta Diet"

Just walk pasta bakery without stopping.

Walk pasta candy store without stopping.

Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping.
Received on Sun Feb 22 09:07:26 2004