1,000 Valentines

"1,000 Valentines"

A guy walked into the post office one day to see
a middle-aged balding man standing at the counter
methodically placing "love" stamps on bright pink
envelopes with hearts all over them. He then took
out a perfume bottle and starting spraying scent
over all the letters. His curiosity getting the better
of him, he went up and asked the balding guy what
he was doing.

The man said, "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentines
cards signed, 'guess who?'"

"But why?"

"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replied.
Received on Thu Feb 12 16:15:20 2004