Wishes

"Laundry"

One day my housework-challenged husband
decided to wash his sweatshirt.

Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room,
he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the
washing machine?"

"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your
shirt?"

He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."

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"Wishes"

A man and his wife, now in their 60s, were celebrating
their 40th wedding anniversary.

On their special day a good fairy came to them and
said that because they had been such a devoted
couple she would grant each of them a very special
wish.

The wife wished for a trip around the world with her
husband.

Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets
in her hands.

The man wished for a female companion 30 years
younger...

Whoosh... immediately he turned ninety!!!
Received on Tue Feb 10 10:14:00 2004