Surgery

"Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve
        A Redneck Murder"

1. All the DNA is the same.
2. There are no dental records.

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"Crime & Punishment"

A woman was found guilty in traffic court and
when asked for her occupation she said she
was a schoolteacher. The judge rose from
the bench.

"Madam, I have waited years for a schoolteacher
to appear before this court." He smiled with delight.
"Now sit down at that table and write 'I will not run
a red light' five hundred times."

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"Investigation"

The investigation of Martha Stewart continues.
Her recipe for chicken casserole is quite efficient.
First you boil the chicken in water.
And then you dump the stock.

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"Surgery"

A man is recovering from surgery when
a nurse asks him how he is feeling. "I'm O.K.
but I didn't like the four-letter-word the doctor
used in surgery," he answered.

"What did he say," asked the nurse.

"OOPS!"
Received on Wed Feb 4 05:34:30 2004