Road Signs

"How Fast?"

A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, "Can you tell
me how long it'll take to fly from San Francisco to
New York City?"

The agent replies, "Just a minute..."

"Thank you," the blonde says, and hangs up.

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"Road Signs"

Signs warning of closed roadways are frequently
ignored in rural Minnesota, so highway workers
barely took notice when a woman drove past
their sign and over the hill to the trench they had
dug in the middle of the road.

The workers explained the detour route to town,
and she went on her way.

They were surprised, however, to see the same
woman coming toward them from town a couple
of hours later. "Oh," she said distractedly as she
again pulled up next to the trench crew. "Is it
closed in this direction, too?"
Received on Tue Feb 3 20:05:20 2004