Satisfaction

"Satisfaction"

There is this man sitting at the bar when the most
beautiful woman he has ever seen walks in, and he
just has to go over to her. "Let's cut the small talk,
shall we? Your place or mine?" he says.

She looks at him and replies, "Mine."

So he gets into his car and she gets into her car and
they go over to her place. When they get up to her
apartment he walks in and sees all these dicks hanging
on the walls. He jumps back and cries, "What the hell is
going on here?"

She answers, "If you don't satisfy me, that's where you're
going to hang. So how do you want it?"

The man thinks for a minute and tells her to go into the
bedroom, turn out the lights and get naked. When she
goes into the bedroom, he goes back down to his car
and gets this big huge watermelon out of truck. He goes
back up to her place and knocks on the bedroom door.

"Are you ready?" he asks.

"Yes," she replies. So he goes into the room and starts
to pump her with the watermelon. She is just screaming
her lungs out, absolutely loving every minute of it. This
goes on for an hour or so. When he finishes, he asks
her, "So how was that?"

The woman catches her breath and says, "Ahhh, nothing
like a good fingering before a screw!"
Received on Fri Dec 17 06:11:14 2004