A One Wish Genie

"A One Wish Genie"

A woman was walking along the beach when she
stumbled upon a bottle. She picked it up and rubbed
it, and lo-and-behold 'a genie' appeared! The amazed
woman asked if she got three wishes.

The genie said, "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are
a storybook myth. I'm a one-wish genie. So... what'll it be?"

The woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the
Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop
fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love the
Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about
world peace and harmony."

The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be
reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands
of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five
hundred years. I'm good but not THAT good! I don't think it
can be done. Make another wish and please be reasonable."

The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never
been able to find the right man. You know, one that's
considerate and fun, likes to cook and help with the house
cleaning, is great in bed, and gets along with my family,
doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That's
what I wish for ... a good man."

The genie let out a sigh and said, "Let me see that map again..."

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"Remember This At Christmas Time"

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and
Game, while both male and female reindeer grow
antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer
drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually
late November to mid- December. Female reindeer
retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition
depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them,
from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a female!

We should've known... ONLY women would be able to
drag a fat-belly man in a red velvet suit all around the
world in one night and not get lost!!!
Received on Sun Dec 12 07:21:29 2004