Really Good Hints for the Inexperienced Traveler

"Really Good Hints for the Inexperienced Traveler"

- Be very suspicious if the advertised price of a
Caribbean cruise includes the phrase "Free Ammo."

- Consider carefully before visiting a country where
the license plate motto is Die American Pig.

* There is no legitimate reason for a travel agent to
need to know if you have experience in jungle warfare.

* If you find yourself in Iran, do not use the word blanket
head.

* On a trip to Canada, your travel agent should not
charge you for an interpreter. (Unless you go to Montreal)

* Most travel agents seldom offer " The City of Virgins " tour.

* While in the Vatican, do not refer to St. Peter as "Petey-Boy."

* Taking snap shots at a nude SPA is generally not
appreciated.

* Do not board a cruise ship if passengers are being
issued oars.

* Avoid any Latin American Tour named Bay of Pigs, Two.

* When in Rome, be sure to see the " Apron Emporium "
(paid ad )

* Do not ask for directions to a Kosher restaurant when
in Syria.

* In South America, say no to anyone wanting you to deliver
a suitcase of powdered sugar to their grandmother in Miami.

* If you enjoy beaches and surfing make Wyoming your
second choice.

* There are many prison islands that welcome long
term guests.

* When visiting New York City, be sure and see the " Apron
Emporium " ( paid ad )

* Travel Tip : Avoid Sudan in the summer. ( or winter )

* Buying cut rate first class tickets from a guy near an airport
is not a good idea.

* Legitimate travel agents do not dress in foreign military
uniforms.
Received on Wed Dec 8 06:18:23 2004