Inventor and G-d

"Inventor and G-d"

The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur
Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St.
Peter told Arthur, "Since your motorcycles have changed
the world, your reward is: you can hang out with anyone
you want in Heaven." Arthur thought about it for a minute
and then said, "I want to hang out with G-d."

St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced
him to G~d. G-d recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay,
so you were the one who invented motorcycles, eh?!"

Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me..."

G-d commented: "Well, what's the big deal in inventing
something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution,
and can't run without a road?!"

Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke,
"Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman???"

G-d said, "Ah, yes."

"Well," said Arthur, "Professional to professional, you have
some major design flaws in your invention:

     1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion
     2. It chatters constantly at high speeds
     3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much
     4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust
     5. And the maintenance costs are outrageous!"

"Hmmmm, you have some good points there..." replied G-d,
"it may be true that my invention is flawed, but according to my
calculations, more men are riding my invention than yours!"
Received on Tue Dec 7 05:25:09 2004