Drinking Lesson

"Drinking Lesson"

A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade
class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced
an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of
whiskey, and two worms.

"Now, class. Observe the worms closely," said the
professor putting a worm first into the water.

The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm
in water could be.

The second worm, he put into the whiskey. It writhed
painfully, and it quickly sank to the bottom, dead as
a doornail.

"Now, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?"
the professor asked.

Little Johnny raised his hand and wisely responded:

"Drink whiskey and you won't get worms!"

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"Drunk Driver"

A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving
violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over and asks,
"Where have you been?"

"I've been to the pub," slurs the drunk.

"Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a
few."

"I did alright," the drunk says with a smile.

"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and
folding his arms, "that a few intersections back, your
wife fell out of your car?"

"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute
there, I thought I'd gone deaf!"
Received on Fri Dec 3 09:28:29 2004