Classes for Women, II

"Classes for Women, II"

COURSE 001 Combating Stupidity

COURSE 002 You Too Can cut the grass

COURSE 003 PMS-Learning How not to over
react to "When's Dinner?"

COURSE 004 How To Fill An Ice Tray

COURSE 005 We Do Not like under-wear and socks
For Christmas

COURSE 006 Wonderful Laundry Techniques
(Learn to check pockets)

COURSE 007 Understanding The Male Response
To "You Don't Look Fat"

COURSE 008 Patenting: It Doesn't Involve "Asking
your father"

COURSE 009 Learning To Cook without burning the
meal

COURSE 010 How to admit you're wrong

COURSE 011 Understanding your Incompetence

COURSE 012 You: The Weaker Sex

COURSE 013 365 Reasons To hand over the remote

COURSE 014 How to go to sleep Afterwards

COURSE 015 Sex 101: You CAN NOT Fall Asleep
Without It!

COURSE 016 Sex 102: Just Do It!

COURSE 017 Basic Toilet Training: How To Put
The Toilet Seat Up

COURSE 018 Advanced Toilet Training: How to
throw out the Applicators

COURSE 019 The Remote Control: Contribute
to the Dependency

COURSE 020 You Don't always have to be a
Designated Driver

COURSE 021 How NOT To pull the hair of the other
mother whose daughter is in the beauty contest

COURSE 022 Honest-You Don't Look Like a Model,
Especially Naked

COURSE 023 The Obtainable Goal: Omitting "Is
that what you"re wearing" From Your Vocabulary

COURSE 024 Wearing perfume to bed is NOT
Necessary

COURSE 025 Real women read the map correctly
so men don't get lost.
Received on Wed Dec 1 06:10:28 2004