Classes For Women

"Classes For Women I"

Women think they already know everything, but wait...
training courses are now available for women on
the following subjects:

1. Silence, the final frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone
Before

2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits

3. Combating the Imelda Marcos Syndrome: You Don't
Need New Shoes Everyday

3a. Classic Footwear: Wearing Shoes You Already
Have. May be taken in conjunction with #3.

4. Parties: Going without a New Outfit

5. Man Management: Discover How Minor Household
Chores Can Wait Until After the Game

6. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom
Cabinet, Too

7. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His

8. Valuation: Just Because it's Not Important to You....

9. Communication Skills I: Tears --- The Last Resort,
Not the First

10. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking

11. Communication Skills III: Getting What You Want,
without Nagging

12. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill you CAN Acquire

13. Party Etiquette: Drinking your Fair Share

14. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up

15. Introduction to Parking

16. Advanced Parking: Reversing into a Space

17. Overcoming Anal Retentive Behavior: Leaving the
Towels on the Floor

18. Water retention: Fact or Fat

19. Cooking I: Bring Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter

20. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not For Human
Consumption

21. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on
Other People

22. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already
Have

23. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence
Only Women Notice

24. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together

25. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both

26. "Do These Jeans Make My Butt Look Big?":
Why Men Lie

27. TV Remote: For Men Only

28. Sex: It's for Married Couples, Too

29. Ballet: For Women Only

30. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully

31. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His

32. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To
Received on Wed Dec 1 06:08:33 2004