"Bra Shopping"
A very flat-chested woman finally decided she needed
a bra and set out to the mall in search of one in her size.
She entered an upscale department store and approached
the saleslady in lingerie, "Do you have a size 28AA bra?"
The clerk haughtily replied in the negative, so she left the
store and proceeded to another department store where
she was rebuffed in much the same manner. After a third
try at another department store in the mall, she had become
disgusted. Leaving the mall, she drove to K-Mart.
Marching up to the sales clerk, she unbuttoned and threw
open her blouse and yelled, "Do you have anything for this?"
The lady looked closely at her and replied, "Have you tried
Clearasil?"
Received on Mon Aug 30 08:38:52 2004
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