Blonde Convention

"Pepsi One"

Three blondes had just bought a can of Pepsi
One and were anxious to try it for the first time.

So the first blonde opened the can and then the
second blonde poured it into three glasses.

The third blonde eyed the three glasses suspiciously
and said, "I wonder which one has the calorie?"

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"Blonde Convention"

80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium
for a "Blondes Are Not Stupid" Convention. The leader
says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that
blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?" A blonde
gingerly works her way through the crowd and steps up
to the stage. The leader asks her, "What is 15 plus 15?"
After 15 or 20 seconds she says, "Eighteen!"

Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then 80,000
blondes start cheering, "Give her another chance! Give her
another chance!" The leader says, "Well since we've gone
to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you in one place and we
have the world-wide press and global broadcast media
here, gee, uh, I guess we can give her another chance."
So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?"

After nearly 30 seconds she eventually says, "Ninety?"

The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets
out a dejected sigh -- everyone is disheartened, the blonde
starts crying and the 80,000 girls begin to yell and wave
their hands shouting, "GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!
GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!"

The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm
than damage, eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more
chance -- What is 2 plus 2?"

The girl closes her eyes, and after a whole minute eventually
says, "Four?"

Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all
80,000 girls jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp
their feet and scream...

"GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HER ANOTHER
CHANCE!"
Received on Mon Aug 30 08:38:24 2004