"Olympic Tidbits"
What is an example Olympic sex?
"I have an Olympic sex life: Once every four years."
The winner of the Circle Jerk Olympics doesn't win
a Gold medal. He is given the "Pull It, Sir" Prize.
What is a euphemisms for impotence?
Taking the gold at the Lake Flaccid Olympics.
What is the difference between a pygmy tribe
and a girls track & field team?
Pygmy tribe is a bunch of cunning runts!
From The List of Masturbation Terms:
Five Knuckle Olympics
New Olympic Pickup Line:
I think that, in the Olympics, the only thing those
tiny cute gymnasts should be mounting is some
guy's ten inch dick. Now, that takes talent!
Received on Tue Aug 24 18:35:11 2004
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