Mad Cow Disease

"Ever Rain?"

A visitor to Texas once asked, "Does it ever rain out here?"

A rancher quickly answered, "Yes, it does."

"When?" asked the visitor.

"Do you remember that part in the Bible where it rained for
40 days and 40 nights?"

The visitor replied, "Yes, I'm familiar with Noah's flood."

"Well," the rancher puffed up, "we got about half an inch
that time."

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"Mad Cow Disease"

Two cows were chatting over the fence between
their fields.

The first cow said, "I tell you, this mad cow disease
is really scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard
it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm."

The other cow replied, "I'm not worried, it doesn't
affect us ducks."

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"Neighbor Feud"

John lived across the river from his backwoods neighbor,
Clarence, and the two feuded constantly. They never
missed a chance to throw rocks and yell insults over
the water.

One day the Army Corps of Engineers came to build a
bridge. John was elated and told his wife he was finally
going to get his hands on Clarence. When the bridge
was finished, John headed off, but returned a few minutes
later.

"I never realized how big that guy is," John said sheepishly
to his wife. "I headed for the bridge, then saw the sign: '
Clarence - 8 feet, 4 inches.'"
Received on Tue Aug 24 18:33:04 2004