Red Hats

"Red Hats"

A husband had been away for a few months and had
a romantic evening planned for he and his wife.
He sent the two older kids to the movies but could
not persuade the youngest boy to go along. Finally
he makes a deal with the boy. If the boy will go
sit on the curb in front of their house, the
father will give the boy $5 bucks for every man he
sees go by in a red hat. A while later the little
boy comes running into the house and bangs on the
bedroom door and shouts

"Dad, if you think your getting screwed in there,
you'd better come outside, there's a Shriner convention
going past."
Received on Tue Aug 10 06:45:42 2004