No Pets Allowed

"That Darn Cat"

A couple was going out for the evening. They'd gotten
ready, all dolled up, cat put out, etc. The taxi arrives,
and as the couple got out, the cat shoots back in.
They don't want the cat shut in the house, so the wife
goes out to the taxi while the husband goes upstairs
to chase the cat out. The wife, not wanting it known
that the house will be empty explains to the taxi driver,
"He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."

A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab,
"Sorry I took so long," he says. "Stupid old thing was
hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat
hanger to get her to come out!"

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"No Pets Allowed"

There were two buddies one with a Doberman Pinscher
and the other with a Chihuahua. The guy with the
Doberman Pinscher says to his friend, "Let's go over
to that restaurant and get something to eat."

The guy with the Chihuahua says, "We can't go in there.
We've got dogs with us."

The buddy with the Doberman Pinscher says, "Just
follow my lead." They walk over to the restaurant, the
guy with the Doberman Pinscher puts on a pair of dark
glasses, and he starts to walk in.

The bouncer at the door says, "Sorry, mac, no pets
allowed."

The man with the Doberman Pinscher says, "You
don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."

The bouncer says, "A Doberman Pinscher?"

He says, "Yes, they're using them now, they're very
good."

The man at the door says, "Come on in."

The buddy with the Chihuahua figures, "What the heck,"
so he puts on a pair of dark glasses and starts to walk in.

Once again the bouncer says, "Sorry, pal, no pets allowed."

The guy with the Chihuahua says, "You don't understand.
This is my seeing-eye dog."

The bouncer at the door says, "A Chihuahua?"

The man with the Chihuahua says, "A Chihuahua???
They gave me a Chihuahua?!"
Received on Sun Aug 8 10:25:02 2004