Motorcycle Ride

"A Blonde Miracle"

A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident.
Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the
wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh
lipstick when the state trooper arrived.

"My gosh" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an
accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you
OK ma'am?"

"Yes officer, I'm just fine!" the blonde chirped.

"Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer
asked as he surveyed the wrecked car.

"Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde
began. "I was driving along this road when from out of
nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved
to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to
the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I swerved to the
right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left
and there was ........."

"Uh, ma'am," the officer said, cutting her off. "There
isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your
air freshener swinging back and forth!"

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"Motorcycle Ride"

There were two guys on a motorcycle driving down
the road. The driver was wearing a leather jacket that
didn't have a zipper or any buttons.

Finally he stopped the bike and told the other guy, "I
can't drive anymore with the air hitting me in my
chest."

After thinking for a while he decided to put the coat
on backwards to block the air from hitting him. So
they were driving down the road and they came around
this curb and wrecked. The farmer that lived there
called the police and told them what happened.

The police asked him, "Are either of them showing
any life signs?"

The farmer then said, "Well, that first one was 'til I
turned his head around the right way."
Received on Fri Aug 6 10:19:45 2004