Robert's Accident

"Robert's Accident"

There was a man named Robert playing golf on
his wedding day. The guy at the tee box hits the ball,
and it nails Robert right in the genitals. The group
rush him to the hospital and take him into the
emergency room. As he's lying on the table the
doctor looks at him and says, "That's pretty bad.
I don't think there's anything I can do for that."

Robert says, "Oh please doc, it's my wedding night.
You've gotta do something!"

The doctor then says, "Well, I can put two tongue
depressors around it and wrap it with gauze tape to
immobilize it."

Robert says, "Oh thank you, doc. Just don't tell my
fiance."

They get married and later that night Robert's lying
on the bed and his wife comes out in a sexy outfit.
She unbuttons it, grabs her breasts and says, "Do
you see these beautiful breasts? No one else has
ever seen these. I've been saving them just for you."

"That's nothing", Robert replies. He pulls down his
pants and says, "Look at this. It's not even out
of the box yet!"
Received on Tue Aug 3 09:43:12 2004