On the Fence

"On the Fence"

There's an old couple, both in their 80s, on a sentimental holiday
back to the place where they first met. They're sitting in a pub and
he says to her, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together,
over fifty years ago? We went behind the barn. You leaned against
the fence and I made love to you from behind. "Yes", she says,
"I remember it well."

"OK", he says, "How about taking a stroll round there again and we
can do it for old times sake?"
"Ooh Henry, you devil, that sounds like a good idea", she answers.

There's a man sitting at the next table listening to all this, having
a chuckle to himself. He thinks, 'I've got to see this, two old timers
having sex against a fence.' So he follows them. They walk haltingly
along, leaning on each other for support, aided by walking sticks.
Finally they get to the back of the barn and make their way to the
fence. The old lady lifts her skirt, takes her panties down and the
old man drops his trousers. She turns around and hangs on to the
fence and the old man moves in. Suddenly they erupt into the most
furious sex the watching man has ever seen. They are bucking and
jumping like eighteen-year-olds. This goes on for about forty minutes.
She's yelling "Ohhh goodness!" He's hanging on to her hips for dear
life. This is the most athletic sex imaginable.

Finally, they both collapse panting on the ground. The guy watching is
amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life that he didn't
know. He starts to think about his own aged parents, and wonders
whether they still have sex like this.

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the
old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The
guy, still watching thinks, 'That was truly amazing, he was going like
a train. I've got to ask him what his secret is.' As the couple pass, the
guy says to them, "That was something else, you must have been
going at it for about forty minutes. How do you manage it? Is there
some sort of secret?"

  "No, there's no secret", the old man says, "except fifty years ago
that fence wasn't electrified!"
Received on Mon Aug 2 02:12:20 2004