Redneck Vasectomy

"Redneck Vasectomy "

After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided
that was enough (and they could not afford a larger double
wide). So, the husband went to his doctor (who also treated
mules) and told him that he and his wife (cousin) didn't want
to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a
vasectomy that could fix the problem. The doctor instructed
him to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in
Alabama), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up
to his ear and count to 10.

The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man,
but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to
my ear is going to help me."

So, the couple drove to Georgia to get a second opinion. The
Georgia physician was just about to tell them about the procedure
for a vasectomy when he noticed that they were from Alabama.
This doctor instead told the man to go home and get a cherry
bomb, light it, place it in a beer can, hold it to his ear and count
to 10.

Figuring that both physicians couldn't be wrong, the man went
home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the
can up to his ear and began to count, "1, 2, 3, 4, 5 . ." at which
point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and
resumed counting on his other hand....

This also works in Arkansas, Tennessee and North Carolina.
Oh, and don't forget West Virginia.
Received on Mon Apr 26 06:15:50 2004