Food Groups

"What Bible Means"

A father was approached by his small son, who
told him proudly. "I know what the Bible means!"

His father smiled and replied, "What do you mean,
you 'know' what the Bible means?"

The son replied, "I do know!"

"Okay," said his father. "So, son, what does the
Bible mean."

"That's easy, Daddy... It stands for 'Basic
Instructions Before Leaving Earth."

Leave it to a child to figure it out.

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"Food Groups"

Sarah Kay was studying the origins of foods in kindergarten.
One day, she and her mother were walking through the
grocery store discussing what ingredients went into various
products. Sarah Kay said, "Pork comes from pigs and beef
comes from cows."

Then she asked, "How DO they get the pork from the pig,
Mommy?" Her mother felt that the truth was the only way to
go, so she explained that they kill the animal to eat its meat.

Horrified, Sarah Kay went past shelves staring at the meat and
saying, "They KILLED a cow to get THIS?" She could not believe
it, and her little heart was broken.

Then, they went to the bakery where Sarah Kay began to check
out the various donuts and goodies. She noticed a beautiful
white cake and asked, "Mommy, what is this cake called?"

Her mother replied, "It's an angel food cake, honey." Immediately,
Sarah Kay's eyes filled with big tears and she wailed, "You mean
they KILLED an ANGEL to make this?"
Received on Sun Apr 25 14:07:11 2004