Medical School Application Answers

"Medical School Application Answers"

Why the idiot's application for Medical School got
rejected.....

QUESTION: DEFINE THE FOLLOWING TERMS

Antibody : against everyone

Artery : the study of fine paintings

Bacteria : back door to a cafeteria

Benign : what you have after eight

Cardiology : advance study of poker playing

Cat Scan : searching for lost kitty

Chronic : neck of a crow

Coma : Punctuation mark

Cyst : short of Sister

Diagnosis : person with slanted nose

Dislocation : in this place

Duodenum : couple in jeans

Enema : not a friend

False Labor : pretending to work

Gallbladder : bladder in a girl

Hernia : she is close by

Hymen : greeting to several males

Labor Pain : hut at work

Lactose - person without digits on

Liposuction - a French Kiss

Lymph : walk unsteadily

Menopause - I no wait

Microbes - small dressing gowns

Obesity - city of Obe

Pacemaker - winner of Nobel Peace Prize

Protein - a favour of teens

Pulse - grain

Pus - small cat

Red Blood Count- Dracula

Rupture - ecstasy

Secretion - hiding anything

Semen - sailors

Serum - Sailors drink

Subcutaneous - not cute enough

Suture - Gujarati word for "what do you want"

Tablet - small table
Received on Mon Apr 19 08:51:52 2004