Active

"Prescription Rx"

An old man strode in to his doctors office and said,
"Doc, my druggist said to tell you to change my
prescription and to check the prescription you've
been giving to Mrs. Smith."

"Oh, he did, did he?" the doctor shot back. "And since
when does a druggist second guess a doctor's orders?"

The old man says, "Since he found out I've been on
birth control pills since February."

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"Active"

The girl called a relationship therapist and said, "Remember
when you told me the way to a man's heart was through
his stomach? Well, last night I found a new route...
Now I need some birth control pills."

The doc asked, "What's his occupation?"

The girl said, "Army."

"Active or retired?"

"If he wasn't active, I wouldn't need these damn pills,
would I?"
Received on Sat Apr 17 09:01:58 2004