Little Leprechaun

"Little Leprechaun"

A little boy asked his teacher if he could go to the
bathroom, so she said yes. When he went to wipe
his fanny, there was no toilet paper so, he used his
hand. When he got back to class, his teacher asked,
"What do you have in your hand?"

The boy said, "A little leprechaun, and if I open my
hand he'll get scared away."

He was then sent to the principal's office and the
principal asked him, "What do you have in your
hand?"

So the little boy said, "A little leprechaun, and if I open
my hands he'll get scared away."

He was then sent home and his Mom asked him,
"What do you have in your hand?"

So the little boy said, "Mom, its a little leprechaun,
and if I open my hands he'll get scared away."

He was sent to his room until his Dad came in and
said, "What do you have in your hand?"

So again the little boy said, "A little leprechaun and if
I open my hands he get scared away."

Then his Dad got really mad and yelled, "Open your
hands NOW!"

And the little boy said, "Oh great Dad, now look what
you did, you scared the crap out of him!"

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"White Hair"

One day a little girl was sitting and watching
her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink.
She suddenly noticed that her mother has
several strands of white hair sticking out in
  contrast on her brunette head.

She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked,
"Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"

Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do
something wrong and make me cry or unhappy,
one of my hairs turns white."

The little girl thought about this revelation for a
while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL
of grandma's hairs are white?"
Received on Mon Apr 12 11:19:51 2004