Doctor's Office

"Doctor's Office"

There's nothing worse than a snotty doctor's receptionist
who insists you tell her what is wrong in a room full of
other patients.

I know we all have experienced this, and I love the way
this old guy handled it.

An 86 year old man walked into a crowded doctor's office.
As he approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes
sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?"

"There's something wrong with my penis," he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't
come into a crowded office and say things like that."

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you,"
he said.

The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some
embarrassment in this room full of people. You should
have said there is something wrong with your ear or
something and then discussed the problem further with
the doctor in private."

The man walked out, waited several minutes and then
re-entered.

The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"

"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.

The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing
he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear,
Sir?"

"I can't pee out of it," the man replied.

The doctor's office erupted in laughter.
Received on Mon Apr 12 11:17:01 2004