Jonah

"Jonah"

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for
a whale to swallow a human because even though
it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a
whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale
could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."

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"Drawing"

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her
classroom of children while they were drawing.
She would occasionally walk around to see each
child's work.

As she got to one little girl who was working
diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing G~d."

The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows
what G~d looks like." Without missing a beat, or
looking up from her drawing, the girl replied,

"They will in a minute."
Received on Mon Apr 12 11:10:17 2004