Mailman's Last Day

"Mailman's Last Day"

It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35
years of carrying the mail through all kinds of
weather to the same neighborhood. When he
arrived at the first house on his route he was
greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated
him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope.
At the second house they presented him with a box
of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed
him a selection of terrific fishing lures.

At the fourth house he was met at the door by a
beautiful blonde woman in a revealing negligee. She
took him by the hand, gently led him into the house
and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she
blew his mind with the most passionate love he had
ever experienced.

When he had had enough they went downstairs,
where she fixed him a giant breakfast; eggs,
potatoes,ham, sausage,blueberry waffles, and
fresh-squeezed orange juice. Then she poured him
a cup of steaming coffee.

As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking
out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All this was
just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the
dollar for?"

"Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that
today would be your last day, and that we should do
something special for you. I asked him what to do."
He said, "Screw him, give him a dollar!

The blonde then said brightly, "The breakfast was my
idea!"
Received on Sat Apr 10 10:15:36 2004