Reasons To Crawl Under A Rock, Curl Up And Die

3. LADY GOLFER.............

I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of
golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I
had been using. After browsing for several minutes,
I was approached by one of the good looking gentlemen
who works at the store! He asked if he could help me.
Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like
playing with men's balls."
Colleen Collins, 31, Ferndale, MI

4. NUTS ABOUT YOU............

My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store
that sold a variety of nuts. As we were looking at the
display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we
needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your
nuts."

My sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned,
and I turned beet red and walked away. To this day,
my sister has never let me forget.
Faye Emerick, 34, Ellerslie, MD
Received on Tue Nov 25 05:58:01 2003