Nun & Construction Workers

"A Sacrilegious Joke"

The Pope, Billy Graham and Oral Roberts
were in a three-way plane crash over the
Atlantic Ocean. Tragically, they all died and
went to the Pearly Gates together. "Oh, this
is terrible," exclaimed St. Peter. "I know you
guys think we summoned you here, but we
weren't expecting you, and your quarters just
aren't ready. We can't take you in just yet and
we can't send you back."

Then he got an idea. He picked up the phone.
"Lucifer, this is Pete. Hey, I got these three guys
up here. They're ours, but we weren't expecting
them, and we gotta fix a place up for 'em. I was
hoping you could put them up for a while. It'll only
be a couple of days. I'll owe you one." Reluctantly,
the Devil agreed.

Two days later, St. Peter's phone rang. "Pete, this
is Lucifer. Hey, you gotta come get these three
clowns. This Pope fellow is forgiving everybody,
the Graham guy is saving everybody, and that
Oral Roberts has raised enough money to buy
air conditioning!"

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"Nun & Construction Workers"

An old nun who was living in a convent next to a
construction site noticed the coarse language of
the workers and decided to spend some time with
them to correct their ways. She decided she would
take her lunch sit with the workers and talk with them.
She put her sandwich in a brown bag and walked
over to the spot where the men were eating. She
walked up to the group and with a big smile said,
"Do you men know Jesus Christ?"

They shook their heads and looked at each other.
One of the workers looked up into the steelwork and
yelled, "Anybody up there know Jesus Christ?"

One of the steelworkers asked why. The foreman
yelled, "His wife is here with his lunch!
Received on Tue Nov 25 05:56:38 2003