Subject: Tinned Pate
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Nov 19 2003 - 07:34:47 EST
"Tinned Pate"
The parents of a teenage girl decided to put their
daughter's name forward for a surprise game
show. She idolized teen-age pop star Ricky Martin,
and they arranged for TV cameras to be placed
throughout the house. The house was then left
empty with Ricky Martin hidden in the wardrobe in
the girl's bedroom - all set to give the daughter a
wonderful surprise.
However, upon returning home from school and
finding the house empty, the daughter made her
way down to the kitchen where she opened the
fridge and removed a tin of pate - at this stage the live
TV audience is wondering, "What the hell is going on?"
She then went back upstairs to her bedroom where
she proceeded to remove all her clothes and spread
pate all over her triangle of womanhood (at this stage
Ricky Martin is still hidden inside the wardrobe, and
half of Spain is seeing a young girl stark naked on the
bed with pate all over her crotch).
As if the parents were not shocked enough by this, the
daughter then calls the family dog, who obediently trots
up the stairs and settles down to his favorite meal of
"pate on a bed of seaweed." At this stage the order is
given to cut the broadcast, leaving a very embarrassed
set of parents in front of a live studio audience!!
Consequently, sales of tinned pate have rocketed.
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