Subject: Moving Sale
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Nov 06 2003 - 06:40:55 EST
"Moving Sale"
Big moving sale! Lost job, everything must go.
Tons of gifts from special interest groups, some
still unopened. What I don't sell, I will give away
to illegal aliens. Nothing stays. New tenant wants
room cleared out to put in his barbells. In
Sacramento. Look for signs: "To The Governor's
Mansion."
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"The Moscow Olympics"
Brezhnev gets up on the podium for his speech
to open the Moscow Olympics. As the staged
thunderous applause dies down, he coughs and
slowly takes a piece of paper from his pocket.
He unfolds it and starts to read, in a heavy slow,
ponderous voice.
Brezhnev: "Oh... Oh... Oh..."
Adviser: (whispering from the side)
"Comrade General-Secretary..."
Brezhnev: "Oh... Oh..."
Adivser: (more urgent whisper) "Comrade General-
Secretary, that is the Olympic logo, the speech
starts down here."
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