Subject: Mom's Advice
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Nov 06 2003 - 06:39:56 EST
"Mom's Advice"
A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back
of the class was squirming around, scratching
his crotch and not paying attention. She went
back to find out what was going on. He was quite
embarrassed and whispered that he had just
recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy.
The teacher told him to go down to the nurse's office.
He was to phone his mother and ask her what he
should do about it. He did it and returned to his class.
Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the
room. She went back to investigate only to find him
sitting at his desk with his privates hanging out. "I
thought I told you to call your Mom." she screamed.
"I did," he said, "And she told me that if I could
stick it out till noon she would come and get me."
This archive was generated by hypermail 2b28 : Mon Nov 24 2003 - 09:00:00 EST