Subject: Newlyweds Pretend
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri May 30 2003 - 15:59:25 EDT
"TV Remote"
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked after
folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet I notice a remote
control for a television set in her purse.
"Do you always carry your TV remote?"
I asked.
"No," she replied. "But my husband refused
to come shopping with me, so I figured this
was the most evil thing I could do to him.
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"Newlyweds Pretend"
Although this married couple enjoyed their luxury
fishing boat together, it was mainly the husband
who was behind the wheel operating the boat.
He was concerned about what might happen in
an emergency. So one day out on the lake he
said to his wife, "Please take the wheel, dear.
Pretend that I am having a heart attack. You
must get the boat safely to shore." So she drove
the boat to shore.
Later that evening, the wife walked into the living
room where her husband was watching television.
She sat down next to him, switched the TV channel,
and said to him, "Please go into the kitchen, dear.
Pretend I'm having a heart attack. You must set
the table, cook the dinner, and wash the dishes."
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