Subject: Trust Is A Two-Way Street
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri May 30 2003 - 15:58:46 EDT
"Trust Is A Two-Way Street"
A businessman and his secretary, overcome
by passion, go to his house for an early afternoon
"quickie."
"Don't worry," he purrs. "My wife is out of town
on a business trip, so there's no risk."
As one thing leads to another, the woman reaches
into her purse and suddenly gasps, "We have to
stop, I forgot to bring birth control!"
"No problem," her lover replies. "I'll get my wife's
diaphragm."
After a few minutes of searching, he returns to
the bedroom in a fury. "That witch!" he exclaims.
"She took it with her! I always knew she didn't
trust me!"
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