Subject: Loud/Quiet Sex
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu May 22 2003 - 11:23:47 EDT
"Loud Sex"
A wife went in to see a therapist and said,
"I've got a big problem, doctor.
Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes,
he lets out this ear splitting yell."
"My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural.
I don't see what the problem is."
"The problem is," she complained, "It wakes me up!"
"Quiet Sex"
Tired of a listless sex life, the man came right out and
asked his wife during a recent lovemaking session,
"How come you never tell me when you have an
orgasm?"
She glanced at him casually and replied, "You're never
home!"
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