Subject: A Working Dog
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed May 21 2003 - 07:10:54 EDT
"A Working Dog"
A salesman dropped in to see a business customer.
Not a soul was in the office except a big dog emptying
wastebaskets. The salesman stared at the animal,
wondering if his imagination could be playing tricks
on him.
The dog looked up and said, "Don't be surprised.
This is just part of my job."
"Incredible!" exclaimed the man. "I can't believe it!
Does your boss know what a prize he has in you?
An animal that can talk!"
"No, no," pleaded the dog. "Please don't! If that man
finds out I can talk, he make me answer the phone
as well!"
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"Talking Dog for Sale"
In Tennessee, a guy sees a sign in front of a house:
"Talking Dog for Sale."
He rings the bell, and the owner tells him the dog is
in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and
sees a black mutt just sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the mutt replies.
"So, what's your story?"
The mutt looks up and says,
"Well, I discovered this gift pretty young; and I wanted
to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift,
and in no time they had me jetting from country to country,
sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no
one figured a dog would be eavesdropping."
"I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running.
The jetting round really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't
getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed
up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work,
mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in,
I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded
a batch of medals."
"Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in the house and asks
the owner what he wants for the dog.
The owner says, "Ten dollars."
The guy says,"This is amazing. Why on earth are you
selling him so cheap?"
The owner replies, "He's such a liar..........
He didn't do any of that stuff."
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