Subject: In The Beginning...
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon May 12 2003 - 09:28:30 EDT
"In The Beginning..."
In the beginning G~d created Eve. And she
had 3 breasts. After three weeks in the garden,
G~d came to visit Eve.
"How's things, Eve?" He asked.
"It is all so beautiful, G~d," she replied. "The
sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the
smells, the sights, everything is wonderful but
I just have this one problem. It's these three
breasts you've given me. The middle one pushes
the other two out, and I am constantly knocking
them with my arms, catching them on branches,
snagging them on bushes, they're a real pain,"
reported Eve.
"That's a fair point," replied G~d, "but it was my
first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals,
what, six? So I just figured you'd need half, but
I see that you are right. I'll fix that up right away!"
So, G~d reaches down and removes the middle
breast, tossing it into the bushes.
Three weeks passed, and G~d once again
visited Eve in the garden.
"Well, Eve, how's my favorite creation?" He asked.
"Just fantastic," she replied, "but for one small
oversight on your part. You see, all the animals
are paired off. The ewe has her ram, the cow
has her bull, all the animals have a mate, except
me. I feel so alone."
G~d thought for a moment. "You know, Eve,
you're right. How could I have overlooked this!
You do need a mate and I will immediately create
Man from a part of you! Now, let's see where did
I put that useless tit?"
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