Subject: Newlywed Breakfast
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun May 04 2003 - 10:28:37 EDT
"Newlywed Breakfast"
"If you'll make the toast and pour the juice,
sweetheart," said the newlywed bride,
"breakfast will be ready."
"Good, what are we having for breakfast,"
said the new husband.
"Toast and juice," she replied.
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"No Appreciation"
A new young bride calls her mother in tears.
She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I
do for him."
"Now, now," her mother comforted, "I am sure
it was all just a misunderstanding."
"No, mother," the young woman laments. "I
bought a frozen turkey loaf and he yelled at
me about the price."
"Well, that is being miserly," the mother agreed,
"Those turkey rolls are only a few dollars."
"No, mother it wasn't the price of the turkey roll,
it was the airplane ticket."
"Airplane ticket.... What did you need an airplane
ticket for?"
"Well mother, when I went to fix it, I looked at the
directions on the back and it said, 'PREPARE
FROM A FROZEN STATE,' so I flew to Alaska."
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