Subject: The Welfare Line
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri May 02 2003 - 10:35:25 EDT
"I Need Help!"
A guy goes to the psychiatrist. "Doctor," says
the guy, "I feel as if I'm two different people!
Two totally different personalities. Do you
think I need help? Can you help me? Am I
doing the right thing seeing a psychiatrist?"
"Whoah! Whoah! Whoah!" says the doc.
"Please, one at a time."
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"The Welfare Line"
A lazy young man walked into the local welfare
office, marched up to the counter and said,
"Hi, I hate drawing welfare. I would REALLY
rather find a job."
The clerk behind the counter replied, "Your
timing is amazing. We just got a listing from
a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/
bodyguard for his lovely nymphomaniac daughter.
You'll have to drive around a black Mercedes limo.
Your suits, shirts and ties are provided. Because
of the long hours required, meals will also be
provided and you will also be needed to escort
the young lady on overseas holidays trips.
The salary package starts at $200,000 a year
plus unlimited use of a credit card."
The young man blurted out: "You're kidding me,
man!"
The welfare clerk behind the counter said, "Well,
you started it!"
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