Subject: Don't Step On The Ducks!
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Mar 31 2003 - 04:41:52 EST
"Don't Step On The Ducks!"
Three women die together in an accident and
go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter
says, "We only have one rule here in heaven...
don't step on the ducks."
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there
are ducks all over the place. It is almost
impossible not to step on a duck, and although
they try their best to avoid them, the first
woman accidentally steps on one. Along comes
St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St.
Peter chains them together and says, "Your
punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend
eternity chained to this ugly man!"
The next day, the second woman steps
accidentally on a duck, and along comes St.
Peter, who doesn't miss a thing, and with him
is another extremely ugly man. He chains them
together with the same admonishment as for
the first woman.
The third woman has observed all this and, not
wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly
man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.
She manages to go months without stepping on
any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to
her with the most handsome man she has ever
laid eyes on. Very tall, long eyelashes, muscular,
and thin.
St. Peter chains them together without saying
a word. The woman remarks, "I wonder what I
did to deserve being chained to you for all of
eternity?"
The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I
stepped on a duck!"
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